The picture to the right basically captures how I feel about the Cardinals right now. The news of Matt Holliday’s not-an-April-Fool’s-joke appendectomy yesterday has me wondering just what more can happen during a 2011 that’s been pretty crazy so far.
Yes, of course,we’re quite familiar with the painful details of what’s happened since mid-February:
- The Albert Pujols contract countdown and media frenzy
- The Adam Wainwright elbow injury and Tommy John surgery
- Chris Carpenter hurting his hamstring and Mitchell Boggs hurting his back in spring training game No. 1
- The not-very-encouraging spring performances from Ryan Theriot, Jaime Garcia, Lance Berkman, etc.
- The losing spring training record of 14-16
- Opening Day with 12 hits and only 3 runs, Albert going 0 for 5 and hitting into three double plays, Ryan Franklin blowing a save, Ryan Theriot making an error in the 11th inning and the Cards losing a game they should have won
- And now Matt Holliday out for a still-to-be-determined amount of time
It’s all enough to make me haul out my 1980s cassette tapes and find a song to cheer myself up — or at least surf to YouTube and find one that will do the trick.
See, watching that helps, doesn’t it? Nothing like a dose of crazy hair, an orange suit and a dancing Charlie Chaplin to see the bright side of the ’11 Cardinals.
And there definitely is a bright side:
- There are still 161 games left
- Allen Craig should get a chance to play regularly while Holliday is out, and Jon Jay should get more playing time also
- Albert will be Albert again
- Oh, remember there are still 161 games left
- The Cubs had 11 hits, scored only 3 runs and lost yesterday
The season is long and we’re just getting started — most years, we wouldn’t have even started yet. No reason to panic. Things really will get better, starting today.
Just trust Howard Jones.
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