I hate you, and for a number of reasons: you were on the 2004 Red Sox, you’re currently on the Reds, your stupid straight-leg pitching motion, your hair. Yet, despite all that, whenever your song “The Freshmen” pops up on Pandora, I cannot bring myself to click the thumbs-down button. It is oddly compelling. However, this reaction of mine is greatly disturbing. What kind of secret messages are hidden in your music?