Cardinals Haiku Wednesday: Ah, Lance Lynn …

Most disliked Cardinal?
Look at social media …
Lance Lynn hate abounds.

LynnMost frustrating Card?
Yes, at times I do agree.
But worth such venom?

The one big inning —
Often too predictable,
Everyone just waits.

True on TV too.
Yesterday Danny Mac did.
His tone told it all.

Yep, third inning — ugh.
But it could have been much worse.
With bases loaded.

Eight strikeouts? Who cares?
The runs, the hits — that’s what counts.
That high ERA.

Will Lynn catch a break?
With the Cardinals fans, I mean.
Or forever doomed?

Never to trust him.
Never to appreciate
Good outings he has.

The team does trust him.
Third slot in the rotation.
Soon to face the Reds.

Maybe there’s a way
Lynn could gets fans on his side.
Dance, Lance Lynn. Just dance.

Christine Coleman is the lead writer for Aaron Miles’ Fastball. Follow her on Twitter, @CColeman802, or email Also follow @AMilesFastball for the latest updates and like AMF on Facebook if you don’t already.


2 thoughts on “Cardinals Haiku Wednesday: Ah, Lance Lynn …

  1. Pretty pathetic that any Cardinals fans wants to hate any of their players. I like Lynn a lot. I like all of them. The last one I actively disliked was F.Lopez, but he was,as a fan in DC heckled him, “the biggest bum in baseball.”

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